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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1、一个香肠被关在冰箱里,感觉很冷,然后看了看身边的另一根,有了点安慰,说:“看你都冻成这样了,全身都是冰!”结果那根说:“对不起,我是冰棒。”

2、有一位男子领一位美女在压马路,这时另一个男人拿一个瓶子疯狂朝他们跑来并大喊:我让你找男人!我让你毁容!不容分说将瓶子里的液体倒向女人,正当路人捂嘴惊呼以为又一惨剧发生时,那名女子只是捂着脸惊叫一声再无反应。路人疑惑问男子:瓶子里装的是什么?答曰:卸妆油…

3、“警察叔叔,我的包丢了”
“放心吧,包在我身上”
“那你还我!"

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